SALE! Angela Haunted Doll ~ 18" OOAK Porcelain Handmade Bisque Vessel ~ Paranormal ~ Very Friendly ~ Older Than She Looks ~ Mischievious

I really love Angela.  She is BIG and heavy, and she only recently wanted to be in a doll stand, prior to that she was sitting on a table in the office.  She kept laying herself out flat, so I put her in the doll stand and she seemed to love it.  She was waving her arms and moving her hands a lot.  Mike jokes and says "Maybe she needed a stretch" - and maybe she did!  She HAD been sitting on her butt for more than 8 years.  I personally think she was trying to get my attention to get herself out of here. She has told me more than once that my house is boring "except for the weekends" and that is totally true.  We are OLD and we are boring - but the weekends around here are kind of wild and we usually have friends over, so that's probably why she likes it.  Angela came to live with us about 8 years ago when her caregiver died.  We had made arrangements with her husband to take and rehome a handful of her vessels, and we did - but Angela stayed.  I think we all got really attached to her.  Angela is older than she looks, by a lot.  She was about 32 when she died.  She was murdered by her husband.  He thought killing her was easier than leaving her, and who knows?  Maybe he was right.  Angela is hilarious because she says she absolutely WOULD have killed him first had he not killed her.  They had a volatile relationship, and they absolutely hated one another.  Angela jokes that he's lucky he got her first, or he would've definitely been "in her sights".   I don't doubt it one bit.  He poisoned her, and it was a painful long death.  It was 1982 and they had been married for about 10 years.  They married when she was 22.  She did not want children, and he did, and he blamed her for not getting pregnant.  She didn't know about birth control, she didn't have any female friends and she really was secluded in life, living in a rural area and not being very social - so it really was not her fault.  She thinks he must've "found a floozy" who WOULD get pregnant, and that's why he did it.  But she had been seriously plotting to kill him as well.  She just didn't want to be married to him anymore.  She had missed out on a few relationships and she felt like she was getting old and needed to make big changes.  So she was serious when she said she really would have killed him first.  She was going to shoot him and bury him under her garden.  She is 100% sure she would've gotten away with it too.  Angela is bitter for her age, but that also makes her pretty funny.  I believe she truly would have killed her husband had he not killed her first.  I can't even imagine the conversations they must've had.  They literally hated each other.  She can get snippy, and make some rude remarks, but it's always hilarious.  Even when she is throwing a little shade, she does it in a funny way.  She can get a little mischievous, pinching butts and stealing things, but it's all good, she is just being herself.  Angela loves a good drink (which I think was also a problem in her marriage) she admitted she would take "uppers" to clean the house with, and "downers" with her evening drink so she wouldn't have to listen to her husband ask for sex.  We were rolling on the floor laughing when she took the time to spell that entire sentence on the Ouija board.  ROLLING.  One thing you need to know about her is we think she intimidates the other spirits - most certainly the males.  The females don't seem to care for her, perhaps because she is such a bitter man-hater, but Angela doesn't give one shit.  We used to keep her with the "normal" spirits in the office but she seems to do better on her own.  Certainly do not put her with the kids, she will scream for a drink.  I adore her, she reminds me of my mom a little bit LOL.  She loves old late 70s TV shows and music.  Oh, and we think she either made her vessel or owned it before she died.  She has memories of looking at it when it was in her home BEFORE she died.  She had a ton of dolls in her house.  Angela is an AMAZING communicator.  She is quite a hilarious person to spend time with.  If you can get past the semi-negative attitude she has about well, everything.  She is funny.   She will use the light-up toys and turn on any music boxes in her vicinity.  She will move things if she wants to.  She will "gather" little dolls near her "because she likes dolls" and she really does ask for a drink every chance she gets.  She communicates well using electronics, like EVPs and the PSB7 spirit box.  She does well with the pendulum too.  And she is a very explicit Dreamweaver, so be prepared to know too much about her rather boring and bitter life.  But I guarantee you, it will be hilarious.  Just give her a lot of alcohol, and offer her cigarettes and or pills if you got them.  Those tend to be her favorite offerings.  She literally likes late 70s and early 80s EASY LISTENING music.  SO have fun with that! 

About the doll:  She will come with a doll stand.  She is a well-made one-of-a-kind bisque doll and she is signed by the artist who made her.  She is HEAVY.