Hans Haunted Doll ~ 9" Porcelain 1980s Mask Vessel ~ Paranormal ~ Touchy Feely ~ Sexual Spirit ~ LGBTQ ~ Bored Here

This item was sent to us by a friend of ours in New Orleans.   This man owns a bar and has previously sent us MANY haunted items that he picks up here and there.  He warned us about Hans, though, he told us we would need to watch him closely.  In the beginning, we DID.  But now he is bored with us because we are too old and we do not have enough sexual partners (yes he said that) and also, the lack of drugs and alcohol was becoming an issue for him (yes, he really said that too).  Its best to keep him in the bedroom (especially if you are gay, as he is) otherwise, he can make things rather awkward.  He brings sexual energy wherever he goes, he is a voyeur, and he likes to watch.  He creates the mood and then enjoys the show.  We had him with a gay friend of ours for the past year an a half, but he just moved and sent him back to us, and we were like OH NO.  We KNOW we are too boring in our old age to keep Hans happy.  He is a so active he can scare the crap out of people, so be careful of that.  We have seen his eyes appear out of the blackness.  We would see a blink, then EYES looking at us.  It was creepy.   We have heard him tap-tap-tapping on the wall.  He needs action.  He really does.  And he should not be near kids.  He needs to be in a private adult bedroom where consenting adults go.  There is a weird under-feeling to this mask, like one day, Hans is going to jump out of it.  He has a very different energy than a haunted doll vessel. At times he feels like a pot of water about to boil over and he told me that was just "his passion" that I was feeling.  Ew, ok, but ew.  When we communicate with Hans, we can feel it in the sacral chakra.  He seems to really want to be involved in others' sex lives.  Not mine, because we are straight and boring - but definitely other people! He knows how to use his energy wisely. He is a very interesting person in general, even if he is way too sexualized for me. Hans is an intricate Dreamweaver.  His energy gives males confidence, especially "bedroom" confidence, and a deeper understanding of the needs of their lovers.   The K2 and the PSB-7 work well with him, but so does the pendulum. Hans likes to show people intimate sensual connections, so please be mature enough to understand what that means.  I bet I can find someone out there who is perfect for him! 

About the vessel:  He is a mask who needs to be hung on a wall

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